a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”
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gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor
If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
Once a Warbler, always a Warbler
GAH I miss them.
Because we’ll need them too.
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
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